MainMainhttp://joehartzler.squarespace.com/main/2009-11-26T01:31:36ZSquarespaceEfficiency Priority Onehttp://joehartzler.squarespace.com/main/2009/11/25/efficiency-priority-one.htmlJoseph H Hartzler2009-11-26T00:23:20Z2009-11-26T00:23:20ZI've been a voracious reader in the last month or two, mostly Kerouac and Bukowski- cliche, I know, but the material holds up.

Recently I celebrated my 28th birthday. My roommate says I'm getting a little long in the tooth. S'pose I best be getting on with whatever it is I'm to be getting on with.

It is time to become a voracious writer.

Here's Kerouac's take on things:

”Oh my God, we’re all being swept away to sea no matter what we know or say or do”
-Big Sur, Kerouac

it happens fast
raise a glass
to the lovely light

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]]>Gus Porter, American Legend with Thomas Haden Churchhttp://joehartzler.squarespace.com/main/2009/9/3/gus-porter-american-legend-with-thomas-haden-church.htmlJoseph H Hartzler2009-09-03T20:12:31Z2009-09-03T20:12:31Z

Gus Porter, American Legend with Thomas Haden Church from Thomas Haden Church
Credits: Starring Thomas Haden Church, Bob Turton and Joe Hartzler
Written and Directed by Jake Szymanski
Makeup and Effects by Kat Bardot

 

]]>The Masked Stranglerhttp://joehartzler.squarespace.com/main/2009/8/19/the-masked-strangler.htmlJoseph H Hartzler2009-08-19T23:46:51Z2009-08-19T23:46:51Z

The Masked Strangler - watch more funny videos

 

Written and Directed by Eric Appel
Starring: Sean Conroy and Matt Braunger
Featuring: Joe Hartzler, Johanna Parker, Brian Finkelstein, Colton Dunn, Allan Mccleod, and Ryan Perez
Sound by Dustin Bowser
Lighting by Brad Schulz
Costumes by Diane Herlofsky
Produced by Eric Appel and Carly Rhodes.

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]]>Will.i.am. Apologizes to Leprechaunshttp://joehartzler.squarespace.com/main/2009/7/18/william-apologizes-to-leprechauns.htmlJoseph H Hartzler2009-07-18T21:06:58Z2009-07-18T21:06:58Z 

Did this lil' bit for Black Eyed Pea, Will. I. Am courtesy of Andie Bolt. I play an angryLeprechaun, and rightfully so.

]]>A Poem I wrote when I was 9 years old.http://joehartzler.squarespace.com/main/2009/7/12/a-poem-i-wrote-when-i-was-9-years-old.htmlJoseph H Hartzler2009-07-12T20:22:28Z2009-07-12T20:22:28ZIt was a gloomy day

The grave was dug

The pastor came to pray

He gave the dead man a coffee mug.

-Joey Hartzler (1991)

]]>The Clown's Prayerhttp://joehartzler.squarespace.com/main/2009/6/22/the-clowns-prayer.htmlJoseph H Hartzler2009-06-22T19:26:00Z2009-06-22T19:26:00Z

As I stumble through this life,

help me to create more laughter than tears,
dispense more cheer than gloom,
spread more cheer than despair.

Never let me become so indifferent,
that I will fail to see the wonders in the eyes of a child,
or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.

Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer people,
make them happy, and forget momentarily,
all the unpleasantness in their lives.

And in my final moment,
may I hear You whisper:
“When you made My people smile,
you made Me smile.”

-Anonymous-

 

]]>Robin Williams w/ Sentimental Lady at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre 6.16.09http://joehartzler.squarespace.com/main/2009/6/16/robin-williams-w-sentimental-lady-at-the-upright-citizens-br.htmlJoseph H Hartzler2009-06-16T18:25:43Z2009-06-16T18:25:43Z

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